What not to do when writing fic

Because boredom is, well, boredom, I hereby present you with

WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN WRITING FIC
particularly of the x-rated kind

illustrated by yours truly
disclaimer: no Malfoys and no Potters were actually hurt in the making of this. I take no blame if your eyes bleed, however.

( incredibly bad art that probably shouldn't be taken seriously. NSFW )