YULETIDE LETTER
Oct. 8th, 2017 02:25 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nerakroseDEAR YULETIDE WRITER
Whatever you choose to write for me I will be very grateful, so don't worry too hard. Have fun!
GENERAL LIKES:
That said, here's some ramblings:
DREAM DADDY
Robert Smalls, Damien Bloodmarch
Listen. This game has eaten my soul. These boys are to be protected at all costs. Idgaf about dadsona anymore and have been wishing for a hack that would let me throw these two cuties at each other because after playing this game multiple times I have come to the shocking conclusion that they are made for each other and that keeping them apart is very, very mean.
I don't have any specific wishes for fic about these two, but what I regularly daydream about is Damien courting Robert with letters and graveyard picnics and poetry and whatnot--essentially treating Robert like somebody who deserves respect and care and to be properly courted. Robert on the other hand would bring the following things to the relationship: his dog, his humour, his ruggedly good looks, his dog--you get the drift? He'd make Damien laugh. I just want them to be happy together forever. I can see them start dating as a joke, or on a dare, but then discover along the way that hey, they actually really, really like the other guy. (Damien is probably demisexual? He seem to be really into the whole taking time to get to know someone thing, and I think Robert would appreciate that time, and anyway, once they do get together, it's going to be such a treat for both of them.) if you wanna go to the cryptid hunting route and do some fun stuff with that, feel free. if you wanna include the weird secret joseph ending (i have seen a video of it, and i LOL'ed), feel free. whatever shenanigans you'd like to put these two through feel free. so long as it's funny :D please don't kill anyone. (maybe with the exception of evil!joseph getting devoured by his demon children if that's a thing you want to do. :'''D )
god i love them. please make them happy.
TEMERAIRE
Tenzing Tharkay, William Laurence
OKAY. SO. THERE IS THIS BOOK THAT CAME OUT RECENTLY. GOLDEN AGE AND OTHER STORIES. IN THIS BOOK THERE IS THIS. (link is a photograph of a beach au fanart and the 100 word drabble accompanying it.)
I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
I desperately need however many words of fic that boil down to Laurence being the NEW KID IN THE LIFEGUARD TOWER, where Granby and Jane already work and are his idk training supervisory officers blah blah who cares who knew I needed a baywatch AU of this fucking book series BUT HERE WE GO
Tharkay is the weirdly suspicious but also super hot guy who hangs out at the beach and who Laurence at first thinks is a pickpocket but it turns out he's just there to chill and look at hot dudes
Granby has a SECRET BOYFRIEND who Laurence finds out about after three days and is like DUDE YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME and Granby is like IT WASN'T RELEVANT TO THE TRAINING and Laurence is like, low key betrayed because even if it's only been three days they are already BFFs
(three days after that Laurence finds out it's not a secret BOYFRIEND, it's a secret HUSBAND and he says DUDE again and Granby just runs off to save a person instead of dealing with Laurence)
Tharkay just looks at Laurence and is like so wanna move in with me
(it has been a week. it has not even been a week. he has also been banging Jane all this time, but it's very no romo and she is essentially shoving him towards Tharkay while also pushing the (half empty) box of condoms at him and yelling JUST DO IT)
Laurence is like ahhh I dunno i have this very large dog* you see and Tharkay is like he can come too and Laurence is like OK SOLD
*or some other animal who cares. it could be a motorbike ffs. or a very clingy real person who spends all his time going to protests and writing angry letters to big corporations. who cares. I don't. just give me this au for the love of everything that is good in the world, and also my sanity
tl;dr: If you write me a Laurence/Tharkay modern lifeguard AU I will give you my soul and my firstborn and also bake you organic gluten free lactose free chocolate chip cookies as a token of my eternal gratitude.
I would also be happy with literally anything else Laurence/Tharkay, including genfic. :D Something about their life together after the end of the last book would be lovely. if you feel like writing a different AU that is also fine by me. (I love AUs and will never be disappointed by one, just making that clear. :'''D )
HAVEMERCY SERIES / VOLSTOVIC CYCLE (psst![[community profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/community.png)
volstovic_cycle is a thing)
Caius Greylace, Alcibiades
ahhhh my sweet queerplatonic otp ♥♥♥
I will accept anything and everything you write for me about these two. :D I vastly prefer them as queerplatonic, but I'm honestly not picky. On this one I would also prefer no smut at all.
I'd love to see a taken on what happens after the events of Shadow Magic - do they live together in the countryside, where Caius terrorises the chickens and Dear Yana, while Al pretends Everything Is Fine? Do they eventually have Conversations about what they are to each other, or does Al just accept that Caius is going to follow him everywhere from now on? DO THEY GET MARRIED? do they adopt kittens? or children? do they ever go back to Thremedon? ETC. SO MANY QUESTIONS.
CAPTIVE PRINCE
Damen, Laurent
Hey so, what if Damen and Laurent unite their kingdoms and rule it together from Acquitart, where they have GOATS and lots of tender sex (off screen plz) and then one day...a wagon arrives from Vask with all the newborn baby boys that Damen fathered that One Time. There are like twelve babies in that wagon and Damen may be virile, but he's pretty sure twelve can't possibly be right, but the Vask women delivering the boys are like "we kept the girls, here's the boys, as per your request" "what request" all eyes turn to Laurent, who looks far too innocent.
yes twelve babies is not quite right but is there an easier way to get rid of the unwanted boy babies than to pretend they're all Damen's since they had already agreed all male offspring from that One Time should be given to Damen in exchange for his Virility, etc.?
Damen is very bewildered and Laurent can't stop laughing but hey look, they are now dads to twelve babies. Damen of course loves all of them. Laurent probably realises he made a huge mistake in orchestrating this because Damen covered in twelve babies is Too Much.
I beg you
give me this
I would cry tears of joy
and also bake you gluten free lactose free chocolate chip cookies as a token of my unending gratitude
Honestly I would be happy with whatever you write for me, but I would love it if you include goats. In a non-bestiality manner; I just want goats getting up in their business and eating the curtains or whatever. Cats are an acceptable substitute.
Whatever you choose to write for me I will be very grateful, so don't worry too hard. Have fun!
GENERAL LIKES:
- hilarious/funny things - I love AUs and the wilder the better? like honestly, an AU that couldn't be further from the canon is A++, I love it. also general humour, absurd situations, weird plots--if you've been looking for an excuse to go wild, here you go!
- fluff, domestic shit, getting togethers, slow burn/slow romance, characters being genuinely head over heels for each other, lots of love
- eh, anything that's overly smutty, kinky, and dark.
That said, here's some ramblings:
DREAM DADDY
Robert Smalls, Damien Bloodmarch
Listen. This game has eaten my soul. These boys are to be protected at all costs. Idgaf about dadsona anymore and have been wishing for a hack that would let me throw these two cuties at each other because after playing this game multiple times I have come to the shocking conclusion that they are made for each other and that keeping them apart is very, very mean.
I don't have any specific wishes for fic about these two, but what I regularly daydream about is Damien courting Robert with letters and graveyard picnics and poetry and whatnot--essentially treating Robert like somebody who deserves respect and care and to be properly courted. Robert on the other hand would bring the following things to the relationship: his dog, his humour, his ruggedly good looks, his dog--you get the drift? He'd make Damien laugh. I just want them to be happy together forever. I can see them start dating as a joke, or on a dare, but then discover along the way that hey, they actually really, really like the other guy. (Damien is probably demisexual? He seem to be really into the whole taking time to get to know someone thing, and I think Robert would appreciate that time, and anyway, once they do get together, it's going to be such a treat for both of them.) if you wanna go to the cryptid hunting route and do some fun stuff with that, feel free. if you wanna include the weird secret joseph ending (i have seen a video of it, and i LOL'ed), feel free. whatever shenanigans you'd like to put these two through feel free. so long as it's funny :D please don't kill anyone. (maybe with the exception of evil!joseph getting devoured by his demon children if that's a thing you want to do. :'''D )
god i love them. please make them happy.
TEMERAIRE
Tenzing Tharkay, William Laurence
OKAY. SO. THERE IS THIS BOOK THAT CAME OUT RECENTLY. GOLDEN AGE AND OTHER STORIES. IN THIS BOOK THERE IS THIS. (link is a photograph of a beach au fanart and the 100 word drabble accompanying it.)
I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
I desperately need however many words of fic that boil down to Laurence being the NEW KID IN THE LIFEGUARD TOWER, where Granby and Jane already work and are his idk training supervisory officers blah blah who cares who knew I needed a baywatch AU of this fucking book series BUT HERE WE GO
Tharkay is the weirdly suspicious but also super hot guy who hangs out at the beach and who Laurence at first thinks is a pickpocket but it turns out he's just there to chill and look at hot dudes
Granby has a SECRET BOYFRIEND who Laurence finds out about after three days and is like DUDE YOU COULD'VE TOLD ME and Granby is like IT WASN'T RELEVANT TO THE TRAINING and Laurence is like, low key betrayed because even if it's only been three days they are already BFFs
(three days after that Laurence finds out it's not a secret BOYFRIEND, it's a secret HUSBAND and he says DUDE again and Granby just runs off to save a person instead of dealing with Laurence)
Tharkay just looks at Laurence and is like so wanna move in with me
(it has been a week. it has not even been a week. he has also been banging Jane all this time, but it's very no romo and she is essentially shoving him towards Tharkay while also pushing the (half empty) box of condoms at him and yelling JUST DO IT)
Laurence is like ahhh I dunno i have this very large dog* you see and Tharkay is like he can come too and Laurence is like OK SOLD
*or some other animal who cares. it could be a motorbike ffs. or a very clingy real person who spends all his time going to protests and writing angry letters to big corporations. who cares. I don't. just give me this au for the love of everything that is good in the world, and also my sanity
tl;dr: If you write me a Laurence/Tharkay modern lifeguard AU I will give you my soul and my firstborn and also bake you organic gluten free lactose free chocolate chip cookies as a token of my eternal gratitude.
I would also be happy with literally anything else Laurence/Tharkay, including genfic. :D Something about their life together after the end of the last book would be lovely. if you feel like writing a different AU that is also fine by me. (I love AUs and will never be disappointed by one, just making that clear. :'''D )
HAVEMERCY SERIES / VOLSTOVIC CYCLE (psst
volstovic_cycle is a thing)Caius Greylace, Alcibiades
ahhhh my sweet queerplatonic otp ♥♥♥
I will accept anything and everything you write for me about these two. :D I vastly prefer them as queerplatonic, but I'm honestly not picky. On this one I would also prefer no smut at all.
I'd love to see a taken on what happens after the events of Shadow Magic - do they live together in the countryside, where Caius terrorises the chickens and Dear Yana, while Al pretends Everything Is Fine? Do they eventually have Conversations about what they are to each other, or does Al just accept that Caius is going to follow him everywhere from now on? DO THEY GET MARRIED? do they adopt kittens? or children? do they ever go back to Thremedon? ETC. SO MANY QUESTIONS.
CAPTIVE PRINCE
Damen, Laurent
Hey so, what if Damen and Laurent unite their kingdoms and rule it together from Acquitart, where they have GOATS and lots of tender sex (off screen plz) and then one day...a wagon arrives from Vask with all the newborn baby boys that Damen fathered that One Time. There are like twelve babies in that wagon and Damen may be virile, but he's pretty sure twelve can't possibly be right, but the Vask women delivering the boys are like "we kept the girls, here's the boys, as per your request" "what request" all eyes turn to Laurent, who looks far too innocent.
yes twelve babies is not quite right but is there an easier way to get rid of the unwanted boy babies than to pretend they're all Damen's since they had already agreed all male offspring from that One Time should be given to Damen in exchange for his Virility, etc.?
Damen is very bewildered and Laurent can't stop laughing but hey look, they are now dads to twelve babies. Damen of course loves all of them. Laurent probably realises he made a huge mistake in orchestrating this because Damen covered in twelve babies is Too Much.
I beg you
give me this
I would cry tears of joy
and also bake you gluten free lactose free chocolate chip cookies as a token of my unending gratitude
Honestly I would be happy with whatever you write for me, but I would love it if you include goats. In a non-bestiality manner; I just want goats getting up in their business and eating the curtains or whatever. Cats are an acceptable substitute.
