What not to do when writing fic, part 2

[nerakrose]

or, Karen reads fanfic and crazy shit happens in her brain

Part one.

WHAT NOT TO DO WHEN WRITING FIC
particularly of the x-rated kind

illustrated by yours truly
disclaimer: no cocks and tongues were hurt in the making of this. no bulls were assaulted. I take no blame if your eyes bleed, however.

1.

(it's worse when it also says "to Draco's cavern".)

2.

("Harry's tongue gave Draco's the right hook, knocked him (it?) out and was victorious in its quest for entrance to Draco's cavern."
No, I didn't actually read that. This is just the subtext i infer from the actual text.)

3.. oh, this one is probably my favourite.

(yes, this is a dubious Mel Gibson reference.)

4.

(it's a dick with a moustache and a thingie that official looking people have around their torsos. yes, i needed to clarify that because my drawing skills can only do so much. engorged member makes me think of puffy, self-important ministry officials. then again, most of them are dicks so maybe it's not so weird...)

5.

(i do hope you keep your bullocks in the cow shed and not the bedroom...)


that was all, thank you very much for your attention.

Comments

[shira-a.livejournal.com]

Omg! This made my day XD

[nerakrose]

glad to be of service XD